monster garage
A television show on the Discover Channel that is hosted by Jesse James. They do crazy custom conversions of cars, bikes, boats and other cool stuff. Did you see the turbo boat they made into a car on...
View Articlecityclub
An after-hours club in Detroit, Michigan at the base of the Ramada Hotel at the corner of Cass and Bagley.City Club runs until 4 a.m. on most nights and is geared towards the gothicsubculture. When we...
View Articlespastik
A song by Richie Hawtin, a.k.a. Platikman that mixes with just about everything. I was hanging out at Motor when I heard sneak playing spastik over "Sweet Dreams Are Made of These"
View Articlerazor blades
A favorite tool of cutters and cokeheads, razor blades are often used to cut drugs into powder or to slice one's flesh when cutting. Pass me the razor blades, man. My nose needs a treat!
View Articlereznor
A state of being that is melancoly, loathing and interspective.Named after Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails who embodies these traits in his writing. When my dad shot himself, I fell into a state of...
View Articlebody suit
A person who is more than 80% covered in tattoos is said to have a body suit. The torso, arms and legs are covered. Sometimes, the hands, neck, face and feet are left bare. At the Motor City Tattoo...
View ArticleRichie Hawtin
Also known as the plastikman, Richie Hawtin spins records in the class Detroit Techno sense. He also remixes other works.Lately, however, he's been putting out things that are surprisingly dashboard...
View Articlesneak
A redhaired I.T. wonderboy living in Detroit, MI. He's often seen insulting stupid people, hanging with DJs and writing code that makes life better. One time, sneak and I blew bubbles at each other on...
View Articledevolvesucks
A creature of Detroit Techno Legend. Word has it that Devolve Sucks. I was hanging out at the Works when I get hugged by a Metrosexual. Man, devolve sucks.
View Articlesixfiftythree
- The housing structure that holds denisbaldwin, sneak and kopyboi. When not being used as a residence, sixfiftythree is a two-teir poker lounge and party hall.- A popular brand of clothing mostly...
View ArticleAzuration
A state of being that embodies the aggrevation of not getting what you want, the zealous nature of your lust, the unconditional love you know is possible, the repetitive beating of your head against...
View Articlesleeved
To be covered in tattoos down any appendage. There are "sleeves", which usually refer to arm tattoos that go from shoulder to wrist, "half sleeves" which go from either write to elbow or elbow to...
View Articleplayer hater's ball
A formal celebration and award ceremony for player hater's everywhere. Dave Chappelle is a player hater and this is his Player Hater's Ball.
View ArticleMakeshift Patriot
A saying made famous by freestyle rapper Sage Francis, a Makeshift Patriot is someone who only is patriot when they have to be. Where were all the flags before 9-11?
View ArticleLinder
The captain of Team Linder and possibly the greatest DJ in all of Detroit. Did you see Linder rock that double set of Tom Sawyer?
View ArticleDetroit Techno
Techno from it's birthplace, Detroit, Michigan. Started by The Belleville Three, this musical genre took the world by storm. Detroit Techno takes over DEMF at the Hart Plaza every year.
View ArticleRen Cen
Short for the "Renassaince Center", this is one of the tallest buildings in Detroit and home to the General Motors headquarters. I was going for my interview in the Ren Cen.
View ArticleEast Coast Lawnmowers
A spoof on the pop culture brand West Coast Choppers, making fun of guys who turn things into cool toys. I saw a girl at the far with an East Coast Lawnmowers shirt on pushing her biker boyfriend...
View Articlerolling
- Getting high off ecstasy.- Striking a person and taking their valuables (used mostly in the south) I once rolled off a pill and then punched some guy in the head and took his wallet.
View ArticleNAIAS
Acronym for the North American Internation Auto Show, held in Detroit every year. I was going to check out the new viper at the NAIAS.
View ArticleWest Coast Choppers
Company owned by Jesse James to produce custom choppers. Very famous pop culture brand these days. Tyson owns a custom bike from West Coast Choppers
View Articleundefined
A word in the urbandictionary that is lacking definition. This word was previously undefined.
View ArticleMovement
New name for the Detroit Electronic Music Festival, formerly DEMF. I rolled face at DEMF last year.
View ArticleDEMF
Acronym for Detroit's Electronic Music Festival, now called Movement. I rolled face at DEMF last year.
View ArticleDetroit River
The separating body of water between Detroit and Windsor, the Detroit River is crossable by the Windsor Tunnel or the Ambassador Bridge. Because of The Rouge, the river tends to be very dirty and...
View ArticleHart Plaza
On the waterfront of the Detroit River in the shadows of the Ren Cen in Detroit, Michigan sits Hart Plaza, the home to DEMF} and the Hart Plaza is the home of the Stargate and other attractions in...
View Articlevaporware
Anything (usually software, but can be anything) that is promoted and marketed without ever actually being produced. When I started Vaporware Records, I did so with the idea of never making an album...
View Articlemichigan left
On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in...
View Articletop shelf
The best of the best. Usually refers to where wine or liquor are kept in a specialty liquor store. The best stuff is kept at the top for display until someone needs it. This Don P. is top shelf.
View Articlegrease up your baby
From the song, "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet. Used to refer to putting makeup and expensive clothing on someone that is otherwise disgusting/unattractive. Grease up your baby for the ball on the hill.
View Articlecornholio
The alter ego of Beavis from the Beavis and Butthead show, and MTV Classic from the early 90s. I am the great cornholio! I need tee-pee for my bunghole!
View ArticleThe Mitt
A Slang Name for Michigan. So named because Michigan looks like a mitt you'd wear in a harsh Michigan Winter. We're only in Kentucky? I can't wait to get back to The Mitt
View Articlebig beaver
Big Beaver is the actual name of a road (sometimes called "16 Mile") in Detroit, Michigan. The ironic part is that along I-75, the road is Exit 69. Dude, you're gonna miss the exit onto Big Beaver!...
View Articleheadbanger's ball
A late night show on MTV that once showcased metal and hard rock acts of the time. This gave a big break to many aspiring talents (Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, etc.) Let's get some pizza and beer and...
View ArticleThe Belleville Three
Derrick May, Jaun Atkins & Kevin Saunderson grew Detroit Techno from the ground up, making the first tracks that took the world by storm. I was jamming Alleys of the Mind the other day by The...
View Articlegauging
The process of stretching a person's piercings from one gauge to a higher gauge.Common gauging movements are from 8g to 6g, 2g to 0g and 1/2"g to 5/8"g.Gauging too fast can cause tearing or a blowout....
View Articlemodern primitive
A person of Western World background who engages in behaviors of body modification, emulating tribal behaviors of African nations (and other primitive parts of the world). These behaviors include...
View Articleretro-tastic
Combining the words "retro" and "fantastic" to describe something that looks cool and is reminiscent of stylings from decades ago. That PT Cruiser is retro-tastic!
View Articleinsuflatable
Able to be snorted up one's nose. I love cocaine so much because it's easily insuflatable.
View Articledbsls
An acronym for a measurement of cocaine or other insuflatable substances.It's a "denisbaldwin sized line". The line is no less than 5" long and no less than 2mm thick. The longer, the better. I cut a...
View Articlegiving up the ass
To drop your defenses and let yourself get fucked by as many willing dicks as you can find. To give up the ass is considered a noble thing, especially when it's to me. You know that bitch Laquanda?...
View Articlekopyboi
Any guy who has a Bachelors Degree (or greater) but is still working at Kinkos for $10/hour. They like to work the night shift and date crazy bitches. My roommate Andy is a Kopyboi.
View Articleslammed
To drink quickly, or to have drank quickly. That double shot of liquid courage went down so easy when slammed.
View Articleljsluts
Any girl who has a livejournal. Though the term "slut" might not imply in the traditional sense of being easy or giving up the ass, it's more often than not dead nuts on. I went to a bar the other day...
View Articledead nuts on
Very accurate. When used as an explanatory measurement, it means that it is within 99% accuracy. When I shot that bitch up in the face with my desert eagle, I made sure the slide was dead nuts on.
View Articlecokeheads
A group of cocaine users.They are usually found huddled around a coffee table with a top made of glass cutting lines or dbsls with razor blades, credits cards or driver's licenses. I could tell from...
View Articleliquid courage
Any alcoholic beverage that turns a person mean, brave or excited.Named for the instant burst of courage (and often stupidity) that comes from drinking it. Before I stomp a mudhole in this dude's ass,...
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